Autograph?
July 3rd, 2008 | Published in RANDOM STUFF | 32 Comments
For those of you who would be interested in my 4th grade scribble atop a picture that may or may not be of me, I apologize but I must charge a small fee. Gas prices are high, lap dances add up, and uh, I uh, donate to charity and stuff. Also I gotta pay someone else to handle this. To obtain an autographed picture of your favorite underratedly handsome, overrated fighter contact:
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July 8th, 2008at 1:45 am(#)
I would pay a thousand dollars for this. Is there any way I can get him to include his phone number? *sigh*
July 8th, 2008at 1:46 am(#)
Amir is that you?
July 8th, 2008at 1:46 am(#)
yeah…
July 9th, 2008at 10:11 pm(#)
Hell yeah! you were right you had your website up in no time.
July 9th, 2008at 10:17 pm(#)
Lap dances eh? At least you’re honest
July 10th, 2008at 12:50 am(#)
olololol shameless even in your comments
July 10th, 2008at 3:00 am(#)
CAN I get your number? HOLLA, SADOLLAH ;]
July 10th, 2008at 6:35 am(#)
I’ll take 50 please. Strippers have to eat too. And if you’re passing out the digits…
July 10th, 2008at 10:02 am(#)
Will they be nude photos? I’m just suggesting……hmmmm!
July 10th, 2008at 2:18 pm(#)
HA HA HA, Well damn, I should have gotten a scribble with the picture the other night. This site is awesome. I didn’t realize you were so publicized. Keep on keeping on.
July 11th, 2008at 10:49 am(#)
I can’t get enough of Amir… he is sooo freaking hilarious (and sexy - not to stroke his ego or anything…)
I think this site needs a “Quotes by Amir” section!
July 11th, 2008at 1:36 pm(#)
Maybe I should provide a choice of pictures. Yeah, thats it. For only a great amount of money, I will do a custom pose. I wont do nudity, but I’m down for pasties and a g-string…
July 11th, 2008at 1:46 pm(#)
Dude, this is the best poster of all time
July 11th, 2008at 1:58 pm(#)
what about a picture with just whipped cream? lol
July 12th, 2008at 12:34 am(#)
HEY AMIR! I GOT YOUR AUTOGRAPH AT UFC 86 (MEMBER I STARTED CRYING, HAHA!) ITS HANGING AT OUR JERKY SHOP, WHICH BY THE WAY MY PA WANTS TO SEND YOU SOME JERKY… LET ME KNOW IF YOU WANT.
YOU’RE AWSOME THANX!
July 13th, 2008at 5:33 pm(#)
Amir, thanks for bringing me and my little brother the xbox video games! We are having lots of fun with them!
July 14th, 2008at 10:56 pm(#)
Your very welcome Cameron, I hope you enjoy them.
July 15th, 2008at 9:50 pm(#)
I tried getting your autograph at UFC 86 but they security guard wouldn’t let me in the line telling me I was too late. That was a bust. On the up side, I did win 20 bucks because I bet my friend that you would win TUF. I guess that 20 would go towards an autograph.
July 17th, 2008at 12:06 am(#)
are you really going to give a choice of pictures- cause then i really will buy one. :]
July 18th, 2008at 10:11 pm(#)
I agree, we definitely need choices. Then who knows, people might buy more than one. Well, as long as they aren’t too expensive.
July 18th, 2008at 10:19 pm(#)
Amir, there is no main chat area but I need to ask you something off topic… I checked out your link to the “Room Escape Games” and its awesome.. the problem is that I can’t get outta the room… can you tell me the trick? lol
July 19th, 2008at 4:46 am(#)
I was actually kidding about the choices, but maybe i can figure something like that out. I’ll get back with ya on that…
July 19th, 2008at 4:47 am(#)
p.s. Keri- the room escape games usually have a hint section. if you need to, you can also google a walkthrough for it.
July 19th, 2008at 2:35 pm(#)
Thanks Amir!!! Hopefully I will be able to get out of the room now! lol
July 19th, 2008at 3:03 pm(#)
Kerri- just run, save yourself. I tried diffusing the bomb and almost threw my computer out the window. Two hours of my life I’ll never get back.
and wait, did Amir just agree to pasties and a g-string???
July 20th, 2008at 12:41 am(#)
i have finished like 5 of the escape games
without the walkthrough unlike amir
lol
and how much r the posters?
July 20th, 2008at 11:49 am(#)
This is the best pic. Seems to be every female wants you number. How are you liken it? Over night your are a wanted man.
July 20th, 2008at 1:36 pm(#)
ARE YOU LIKE NOT ALLOWED TO ACCEPT GIFTS FROM YOUR FANS OR SOMETHING?
July 21st, 2008at 8:57 am(#)
Amir is every girl’s dream guy … hot, funny and down-to-earth. How could the girls in VA not be all over him before he won TUF 7? … just now girls all over the U.S and Canada want him…
So Amir, are you still taken? cuz there was a clip on the show where you refered to your ‘baby’
July 21st, 2008at 5:04 pm(#)
so Amir, when the hell are you gonna fight next? Ive looked all over for info but I’ve had absolutely no luck
July 23rd, 2008at 10:42 pm(#)
I’ll try to post which pics will actually be sent out if I can.
July 24th, 2008at 2:56 am(#)
Thanks Amir! I know you are busy, but it’s nice that you remember your fans (the little people). : )